Wuv, Tru Wuv: Inside My Head

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Inside My Head

My thought process this morning:

Where is a shirt that won't make me look fat? Here's one. [Puts it on.] Wait--Vander's boogers are on the shoulder. How did it get in my closet? It must have been draped over something and I submitted it to the sniff test but didn't think about the snot test. Should I wear it anyway? If anyone sees the snot they will think that it happened today. Chances are, he's going to get snot on whatever I wear today. In the grand scheme of things, does it really matter when he slimed me? The effects are the same......these thoughts are too deep for this early in the morning. [Tosses shirt into the hamper.] Here's one that's clean. Whew! And it doesn't make me look fat.

5 comments:

Neoma said...: I remember the days when I could wear a shirt more than once and no one could tell.; November 8, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Just Mom said...: Yuck! Wish I had FINISHED my freshly made hot chocolate BEFORE I read this entry! Oh well, saved MANY calories!; November 8, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Danica said...: I really have had similar thoughts in the morning. Oh, the life of a busy mom with little kids. :)

And if I ever just comment on the top post and not the others I scroll down to it is to let you know I was visiting you here but usually don't take the time to comment on all.

Always good to catch up with you and your darling little family!; November 12, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Jennifer said...: Hey, if they're dry just scrape them off!; November 17, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Creature from down the lane said...: The sniff test never fails!!!
Except maybe when you don't notice that tiny piece of food/whatever...; November 17, 2011 at 3:59 PM

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We are a crazy-fun family and we're happy as long as we're together.

We say "Yea" to: dogs that don't shed, fantasy books, a clean kitchen, Dr. Mario, casual athletic activities, Love and Logic, capitalism, Sobe, singing in the shower, Hispanic food, time-outs (for kids and parents), cloth diapers, coupons, Jack-in-the-Box, Taco Time, Texas Roadhouse, Olive Garden, genealogy, seeing our extended family often, children who sleep in their own rooms, holding hands, on-line computer games, garage sales, Sunday dinners, love letters, home improvement projects, making a job go faster by doing it together, (appropriate) PDA, the annual BYU-I Halloween Concert, riding bikes, adoption, the temple, and Star Wars.

We say "Nay" to: government-run health care, putting each other down, nuts in baked goods, lawn flamingos and garden gnomes, cable tv, landline phone service, watching football or nearly any other sport (yawn), ridiculous email forwards that you know couldn't possibly be true, quack grass, dandelions, not cleaning up after your dog, gossip, allergies, and saving people (or companies) from the consequences of their own choices.

We agree to disagree on: illegal immigration, cheese, the right way to load the dishwasher, Japanimation, the proper length of a good haircut, cheesecake, the temperature, whether we should bring the dog camping next time, the color pink, whether a glass of chocolate milk counts as breakfast, Chuck-a-Rama, vitamins, and which of us is more fortunate to have found the other.