Villainess

She looks so cute. But that is a ruse. She is really very evil. Evil cat. Got that?

Like when she somehow circumvented the radio shock collar perimeter by climbing atop a cabinet I had just installed. She was lurking up there, waiting for a chance to pounce on the counters where are the forbidden things are. Evil.

She can squeeze into any space, no matter how small.

She has infiltrated nearly every hiding place in the house.

She has escape routes and hide-aways that elude even Tavi, our faithful attack dog.

Do not let her disguise fool you! That cute little tongue-thing she does is all part of the act.

She is slippery and conniving. My attempt to track her in the dark with this glow-bracelet was foiled when she tried to chew it off. (And got it stuck to her teeth. And started backing up around the house trying to get it off, tracking glow-juice all over the carpet. Steven was flipping out until we found out it was non-toxic.)

She's trained in all forms of combat, including cat-foo, katrate, and dagger claws.

She has infiltrated every level of the establishment, making friends in places high and low.

Yes, she has everyone fooled. Everyone but me and Tavi.