
My Aunt Jessie even wore the "Cinderella Hat" I'd made for her from some leftover bridesmaids fabric.

(Like the Roger's and Hammerstein's Cinderella in 1965--classic!)
But there is one aunt that I do not like very much. I had never even heard of her until I was 13 or so, and then she showed up one day unannounced and unwelcome. She only stayed for a few days, but the next month she was back again, and from there she decided to visit me on a regular basis. It's not that she's inherently bad, but for some reason I always feel grumpy whenever she drops in. I get tired, I get headaches and other problems, just putting up with her. After the first few years I began to know when to expect her, but sometimes she throws a wrench in my planning and comes at random times: during vacations, when I've planned time with my friends, when I want to have fun or go swimming.
And instead, I'm stuck with her.
At least she didn't come to my wedding--I made sure of that! In the summer of 2007 she missed one of her periodic visits--and then another, and another. I thought I might finally be rid of her, but a few days ago she suddenly dropped in, thinking we could pick things up right where we'd left off after a year and a half. Eighteen months was not long enough to go without seeing Aunt Flo.
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LOL That's so funny. At least you got to go this long. She came back to visit me months ago!
As I was reading the post, I couldn't figure out how you could be so rude to one of your aunts, I didn't think that sounded like the Sandi I knew at all. I should have known the story was going to have a creative hilarious twist to it. And 18 months is quite a long time to not have that particular aunt visit I think. Thanks for the funny post.
I think I have to check with Jessica on this one.. but is this a "womanly thingy" reference?
If so, thank you to Rachel for giving me a hint on the time limit.. but it took me awhile, thinking, "Of course she wouldn'
t visit Sandi while she was on her mission..."
If I'm still off base -- oh, well.
[evil laughter]
That is funny!!! What a creative twist to your post.
Yah you're lucky mine came back 6 wks after Miriam though she is back on vacation now.;)
Congratulations, Jessica!
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