Revenge, and other fun

Hello, my fans. Annalee here. I know it's been a while since I've written, but being a toddler can be very exhausting.At the end of the day I snuggle up with my dolls and stuffed animals and probably wouldn't even wake up to a flash picture. I don't often have time to type, especially since I don't know how!He he! That's a little toddler humor--maybe over the heads of you grown-ups. And speaking of grown-ups, it has come to my attention that most of you think you know everything. Because of that, I have been working diligently every day to help Mommy learn that she doesn't really know anything at all. This look familiar?It kind of looks like this, only it's red. I like red! Now, if my mommy knew everything, wouldn't she know to put the markers up higher than 5 feet?

Last year she came up with what she thought was a brilliant plan for keeping me away from the dog food and her plant. Eventually I got so big that I did not mind walking on the pokies. She got rid of the one by the dog dish but never got around to removing the one by the plant in the living room. The other day I was playing around on the arm of the couch, and I fell . . .on my face. Really hard. I got scratches on my nose and chin, bit my lip and made it bleed, and got a perfect set of pokie-prints on my face. They lasted for days. Now, would a brilliant mother do that?

Lately she's been trying out another "plan of genius". Or maybe it was "desperation". I always get those big words confused. Since I started to get really dependent on movies, and since she had watched Monsters Inc. three times a day for several days, and since I kept whining (she says) about watching a movie, she decided to hide the tv.What? I kept trying to put movies in the vcr for several days afterward, but when nothing happened I eventually gave up. What was she thinking?

Of course, going without tv gave me more time for arranging the living room the way I like itand playing some fun games.I guess she sometimes does have good ideas.I really liked peeling my own little cutie oranges, for example. It kept me busy and I got to get messy!
Okay, Mommy does know what she's doing after all.